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Little Red

from Morrill & The Tramp by Sean Kua

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I wrote this high school for an English project.

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Little Red Riding Hood went for an innocent little trot in the woods; picked up wild berries, wild flowers, and chestnuts along the way to Grandma's crib. Her mama said, "Stay on the path at all times - don't you leave the little path no matter what. Don't you talk to any strangers don't accept any candy. Just mind your damn business and skip merrily away. And enjoy your dandy day."

Bad Wolf comin' your way, better get home fast or he'll take you away to his Fortress of Solitude to have his devious ways with you. He wants to do bad things with you.

Little Red Riding Hood stepped off the little path, damn, she misunderstood all the warning signs her mama gave her about the Big Bad Wolf that knocked down all the piggies houses. No wonder people make shit out of bricks nowadays. So anyway, Little Red wandered away from the path that her mama told her about when suddenly a big furry animal said, "Hi, hello, how do you do? The name's Mark St. Valentine, and I've lost my way, mind telling me which direction is East?". "Hi, hello, everything's swell, the name's Little Red Riding Hood and I'm on my way to my grandma's crib, maybe she can tell you cuz I sure as hell don't." Mark St. Valentine said, "No, but thanks." and continued in a whacked-out frenzy, and Little Red skipped merrily away. And enjoyed her dandy day.

Bad Wolf comin' your way, better get home fast or he'll take you away to his Fortress of Solitude to have his devious ways with you. He wants to do bad things with you... I wanna do bad things to you.

Upon arrival at Grandma's crib, Grandma didn't hesitate one bit to open up the big ol' door to let Little Red inside her humble abode.
"Ooh gurl, what big ears you got! Ooh gurl, what bit eyes you got! Ooh gurl, what a big nose you got! Ooh gurl, what big feet you got! Ooh gurl, what big hands you got! Ooh gurl, what bit teeth you got!" said Little Red.
"The better to eat you with." replied the Big Bad Wolf.

But just in time Little Red pulled out a gun from her knicker-knockers and shot the Big Bad Wolf square in the face.

And all his membranes splattered on the wall.
Ain't nothing more than a big black hole in his big bad face.

Little Red cooked his flesh in a big bad ass wolf stew. And she mourned her poor ol' Grandma.

© Sean Kua 2010

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from Morrill & The Tramp, released November 12, 2012
Sean Kua: Vocals, piano, lyrics, music
Recorded in Sean's living room in Toronto, Canada
Produced, engineered, and mixed by: Sean Kua

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Sean Kua Toronto, Ontario

I like to listen to music and make music, hey, what a coinkydink!

I'm inspired by many artists both living and dead, and by non-artists also living and dead. I like to write songs about people I encounter, or things that I like, sometimes things that I hate, or how I feel. I really hope you enjoy what you hear and you help feed me! ... more

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